Problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us..!

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response.”


That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?” No response.


So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what’s for dinner?”


Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”


“James, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!”


Moral: The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us..!

Life is tough but it’s a lot tougher when you are not paying attention

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. 

They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. 

The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. 

The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY , 

e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. 

Then he said them to do the same. 

The students hesitated for several minutes. 

But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it. 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said: 

The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION , I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger. 

Now learn to pay attention. 

Moral: 

Life is tough but it’s a lot tougher when you are not paying attention !!!!!