Clone Detective Visual Studio Addon

Clone Detective is a Visual Studio integration that allows you to analyze C# projects for source code that is duplicated somewhere else (AKA clone detection). Having duplicates can easily lead to inconsistencies and often is an indicator for poorly factored code.

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SQLDBX sql server tool

SqlDbx is a fast and easy to use database SQL development IDE for database administrators and application or database developers who work in heterogeneous Database Server environments.

SqlDbx built around an advanced SQL Editor and Database Object Explorer.

SqlDbx provides a consistent user interface between different DBMS Systems.

The intuitive and straight forward interface allows developers to improve their productivity by having easy access to the most commonly used features. Run queries, execute scripts and browse database objects without leaving editor window. SqlDbx is a standalone executable file, so no installation is necessary. Furthermore, SqlDbx does not install or modify anything on the user's computer.

Supported DBMS Systems
Oracle® 8i - 11g
Microsoft® SQL Server 6.5 - 2008
IBM DB2 UDB® 7.x - 9.x, DB2 for zOS/i390 7.x - 9.x
Sybase® ASE 10.x - 15.x
Sybase Anywhere® 9.x - 11.x
Sybase IQ® 12.5 - 12.7
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It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up.

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father. Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."

The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times." The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV.

He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time." Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

Educational Freeware

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High-quality free learning software and websites from the Internet - mostly for kids, but also for grown-ups.
A large selection of web-based software (check the Online tab), as well as Windows software to download (under the Downloads tab).

Visible Body 3D Human Anatomy

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Argosy's Visible Body is the best human anatomy visualization tool available today.

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• Complete, fully interactive, 3D human anatomy model
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Day in Hell & Heaven

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind
of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today

you're an Employee"

Self Appraisal

Self Appraisal


A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone number).

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so, on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida."
Woman : No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

This is what we call "Self Appraisal"

motivate the team... Think out of the Box !!

• Employee "A" in a company walked up to his manager and asked what my job is for the day?
• The manager took "A" to the bank of a river and asked him to cross the river and reach the other side of the bank.
• "A" completed this task successfully and reported back to the manager about the completion of the task assigned. The manager smiled and said "GOOD JOB"

Next day Employee "B" reported to the same manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task as above to this person also.

• The Employee "B' before starting the task saw Employee "C" struggling in the river to reach the other side of the bank. He realized "C" has the same task.
• Now "B" not only crossed the river but also helped "C" to cross the river.
• "B" reported back to the manager and the manager smiled and said "VERY GOOD JOB"

The following day Employee "Q" reported to the same manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task again.

• Employee "Q" before starting the work did some home work and realized "A", "B" & "C" all has done this task before. He met them and understood how they performed.
• He realized that there is a need for a guide and training for doing this task.
• He sat first and wrote down the procedure for crossing the river, he documented the common mistakes people made, and tricks to do the task efficiently and effortlessly.
• Using the methodology he had written down he crossed the river and reported back to the manager along with documented procedure and training material.
• The manger said "Q" you have done an "EXCELLENT JOB".

The following day Employee "O' reported to the manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task again.

"O" studied the procedure written down by "Q" and sat and thought about the whole task.
He realized company is spending lot of money in getting this task completed. He decided not to cross the river, but sat and designed and implemented a bridge across the river and went back to his manager and said, "You no longer need to assign this task to any one".
The manager smiled and said "Outstanding job 'O'. I am very proud of you."

What is the difference between A, B, Q & O????????
Many a times in life we get tasks to be done at home, at office, at play.,
Most of us end up doing what is expected out of us. Do we feel happy? Most probably yes. We would be often disappointed when the recognition is not meeting our expectation.

Let us compare ourselves with "B". Helping some one else the problem often improves our own skills. There is an old proverb (I do not know the author) "learn to teach and teach to learn". From a company point of view "B" has demonstrated much better skills than "A" since one more task for the company is completed.

"Q" created knowledge base for the team. More often than not, we do the task assigned to us without checking history. Learning from other's mistake is the best way to improve efficiency. This knowledge creation for the team is of immense help. Re-usability reduces cost there by increases productivity of the team. "Q" demonstrated good "team-player" skills,

Now to the outstanding person, "O" made the task irrelevant; he created a Permanent Asset to the team.

If you notice B, Q and O all have demonstrated "team performance" over an above individual performance; also they have demonstrated a very invaluable characteristic known as "INITIATIVE".

Initiative pays of every where whether at work or at personal life. If you put initiative you will succeed. Initiative is a continual process and it never ends. This is because this year's achievement is next year's task. You cannot use the same success story every year.

The story provides an instance of performance, where as measurement needs to be spread across at least 6-12 months. Consequently performance should be consistent and evenly spread.

Out-of-Box thinkers are always premium and that is what every one constantly looks out for. Initiative, Out-of-Box thinking and commitment are the stepping stone to success.
Initiative should be life long. Think of out of the box.

Compression & Backup Softwares

WinZip

• Save disk space and send e-mail attachments faster

• Password-protect confidential files and e-mail attachments

• Compress JPEGs by 20 to 25% without compromising quality spacer
  

• Browse digital photos and other image

• thumbnails before you unzip

WinRar

WinRAR is a powerful archive manager.
It can backup your data and reduce the size of email attachments, decompress RAR, ZIP and other files.

7-Zip

Supported formats:
Packing / unpacking: 7z, ZIP, GZIP, BZIP2 and TAR
Unpacking only: ARJ, CAB, CHM, CPIO, DEB, DMG, HFS, ISO, LZH, LZMA, MSI, NSIS, RAR, RPM, UDF, WIM, XAR and Z.

IZArc

Supported formats: 7-ZIP, A, ACE, ARC, ARJ, B64, BZ2, BH, CAB, BZA, CPIO, ENC, DEB, GCA, GZ, GZA, HA, JAR, LHA, LIB, LZH, MBF, MIM, PAK, PK3, RAR, RPM, TAR, TAZ, TBZ, TGZ, TZ, UUE, XXE, YZ1, Z, ZIP, ZOO.

SyncBack

SyncBack is a flexible, and quite powerful backup and synchronization program that allows to to maintain backup copies of your files and folder, or to synchronize them, so that both locations always have a complete copy (e.g Laptop/PC).

SyncBack has established itself as world-class in the field of backup and synchronization software. Whether you're a beginner or advanced user, at home or work, SyncBack ensures your most valuable asset, data, remains protected.

Universal Extractor

Universal Extractor is a program do to exactly what it says: extract files from any type of archive, whether it's a simple zip file, an installation program, or even a Windows Installer (.msi) package

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CREATE TABLE #CALCULATE
(
COL1 VARCHAR(20),

COL2 VARCHAR(20))

Using Insert INTO commands for each row

INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
VALUES ('one',
1);
INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
VALUES ('two',
2);
INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
VALUES ('three',
3);
INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
VALUES ('four',
4);
INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
VALUES ('five',
5);

SELECT *
FROM #CALCULATE

DELETE FROM #CALCULATE

Using Union All command

INSERT INTO #CALCULATE
(COL1,
COL2)
SELECT 'one',
1
UNION ALL
SELECT 'two',
2
UNION ALL
SELECT 'three',
3
UNION ALL
SELECT 'four',
4
UNION ALL
SELECT 'five',
5

SELECT *
FROM #CALCULATE

CREATE TABLE #CALCULATETEMP
(
COL1 VARCHAR(20),

COL2 VARCHAR(20))

Insert from another table

INSERT INTO #CALCULATETEMP
(COL1,
COL2)

SELECT COL1,
COL2
FROM #CALCULATE

Create table and insert the data from another table

SELECT *
FROM #CALCULATETEMP

SELECT COL1,
COL2
INTO #CALCULATETEMP1
FROM #CALCULATE

SELECT *
FROM #CALCULATETEMP1

DROP TABLE #CALCULATE

DROP TABLE #CALCULATETEMP

DROP TABLE #CALCULATETEMP1

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sql server execute all files in a folder using sqlcmd

Step 1. Create a sql file (proc.sql) and palace it here C:\SqlFiles\01_database\proc.sql

create procedure procName
as
begin
select * from DimProduct
end

Step2. Create a sql file(proc1.sql) and place it here C :\SqlFiles\proc1.sql

create procedure procName1
as
begin
select * from DimProduct
end

step3.Create a BatchCommand file(ExecuteSqlFiles.bat) with following text in it and place it here C:\SqlFiles\ExecuteSqlFiles.bat

for /R %%X in (*.SQL) do SQLCMD -S Server -d Database -U UserID -P Password -I -i "%%X" >> ResultScript.txt

Step4. Run the ExecuteSqlFiles.bat (i.e by clicking on it)

A file (C:\SqlFiles\ResultScript.txt) if not exist is created and the errors encounterd while executing the sql files is written to the file.

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Dialogues from Soft Simha Reddy
1) Etti kottanante, GOOGLE search lo kooda kanapadakunda potav..

2) Rey Java Reddy, nenu VB chesa, VC chesa, Sun chesaa, nee java chesa....

Nuvvu.. Software vamsam lo ne puttunte.. neeke ganaka ... oka guenine company unte.. laptop , desktop rendu unte... raara.. dammunte naaku interview cheyyara... ee roju .. ee joboo , leka nee companyno telipovala...

3) Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job istav.. nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...

4)Debugging naaku maa amma uggu paalatho pattindi ra.

5) Program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare. Logic nuvvu cheppina sare nannu alochinchammana sare, eppudayina ekkadaina nenu program rayagalanu.

6) Cant be displayed" ani vacchinantha maatrana kanipinchananukunnava.vakka sari refresh kotti chooda ra Romaalu nikka boduchukuntai.

7)hacker ali khann!!! thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout avuthunna, adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley vaadini.

8) Ee Softseema lo modhata spam pettindhi maa thaata, Virus puttinchindhi maa thaata , nuvventra peekedhi.

9) Arey thaaai... evari company ki vacchavo telusa.. naa peru chepithe.. BILL GATES kooda java program copy cheyyadam marchipotadu...

10) Kathula tho kadura program tho champestha

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



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Customer Care....

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet...

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

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SQL Server programming Group by day,Month ,Year

--group by day

SELECT COUNT(* ),

Dateadd(DAY,Datediff(DAY,0,HireDate),0) 'day'

FROM Employees

GROUP BY Dateadd(DAY,Datediff(DAY,0,HireDate),0)

ORDER BY Dateadd(DAY,Datediff(DAY,0,HireDate),0) DESC



--group by Month

SELECT COUNT(* ),

Dateadd(MONTH,Datediff(MONTH,0,HireDate),0) 'Month'

FROM Employees

GROUP BY Dateadd(MONTH,Datediff(MONTH,0,HireDate),0)

ORDER BY Dateadd(MONTH,Datediff(MONTH,0,HireDate),0) DESC





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Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to
make the web faster, safer, and easier

One box for everythingType in the address bar and get suggestions for both search and web pages.

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Shortcuts for your appsGet desktop shortcuts to launch your favorite web applications.

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